picarding 

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

picarding by bbutcher August 22, 2011

Picarding 

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

Picarding by notPicarding June 13, 2011

picardize 

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.

"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."

picardize by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Pilaring 

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets

He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.

Pilaring by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022

sicarding 

phoning anyone that will talk to you on your lengthy commute home

Mike was sicarding me because Tom wouldn't answer the call to him.

sicarding by NapaWaterdog February 4, 2018

picardia 

A meme that is supposed to be ironic bad and funny involving a face with sunglasses smiling and giving the thumbs up meaning it was bad but good.
The face usually has a logo or country flag to represent the meme.

Did you see the communist picardia meme "When you starve your whole population and reduce them to literal cannibalism but it's ok because you sent a dog into space"

picardia by BallMemes December 11, 2017

Packarding

A mostly unused Australian slang term, meaning to bash someone and have multiple people stomp on them.

Jack: That cunt still hasn't paid me dosh back!

Israel: No worries bruv, we'll give em a packarding after work.

Packarding by croydontrooper May 2, 2020