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Line up several women across a king-size bed with their legs spread and their vagina facing a man, the man will proceed to shove 2-3 fingers into their vagina making them moan, he will next proceed to quickly finger each woman making a magical tune with the different moans.
My girlfriend said if I buy her a $10,000 diamond ring, Then I can have Piano Sex.
Piano Sex by Choade Weinner October 20, 2011
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Sexual Piano 

During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts
The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women
Sexual Piano by Polarextreme August 22, 2011

Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.
Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'

Pianosexual

I guy who uses piano to attract girls
The guy who plays piano is full of tremendous pianosexual. He's not handsome, but pianosome.
Pianosexual by 2hsie3bjse2as6 January 13, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026