Middle-class town surrounded by hick towns, and often confused with being a hick town. When consulting one of the surrounding town's residents they will tell you that Puyallup is full of "spoiled rich kids." If you venture further north they will swear that it is a trash town where people live in trailers and have cows. The reality is somewhere between, although the only cows that actually end-up in Puyallup are brought there for the fair by the toothless hicks from surrounding towns such as Sumner, Graham, and Orting. These cows are promtly taken home after the 17-day stretch that is the fair.

DumbA%^: "Hey, you're from Puyallup? Haha, do you like have cows? Do you go to the fair a lot?"

Puyallup Resident: Um... No.

Puyallup by financegirl June 26, 2008

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Puyallup

Middle class town about a 40 minute drive south of Seattle. Everyone who is not from Puyallup assumes that it is a hick town, when it is not (this is usually because of the Puyallup Fair, or other surrounding hick town such as Graham). 35% white trash, 50% middle class, 15% upper class. Downtown Puyallup is a collaboration of small box houses and people with overinflated senses of pride in Puyallup family legacy. Uptown Puyallup, or South Hill, is mainly new neighborhoods and cookie cutter houses with a mix of some high income developments. There is not much to do in Puyallup, so drugs and parties and a daily activity. I've been to many places in the U.S. and smoked every type of weed, and I have to say that Puyallup has the most consistent dank chronic. No overpriced, bad weighed sack of shitty weed, P-town's got the bomb weed all the time.

foreigner - "What's there to do over there in Poo-yall-up (Puyallup)? Watch cows chew their cud?"

local - "I just picked up a zip off of shaw for $250 and it's dank!!"

Puyallup by TheChronicKingWes115 November 29, 2009

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puyallup iced tea

The sexual act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus and letting it melt into your mouth.

Dude,did you hear about that freaky chick Kit hooked up with?

Yea,I heard she even served him Puyallup iced tea!

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phuyall

A hilly billy, redneck type person. Like a character from Dukes of Hazzard. Often missing teeth, or has chipped teeth, and has very poor personal hygiene. Cletus from the Simpsons could be described as a 'Phuyall'. Phuyalls are typically conservative homophobe racists, concerned only with the well-being of their farm, their crops and their racial integrity. Phuyalls refer to black people as 'coloured folk' and asian people as 'japs'. Despite having unsavoury credentials, and not being able to read or write. most 'Phuyalls' are kind and loving, yet stupid. Rides a horse to work. hillbilly redneck gay basher retard racist cletus

'look at that guy barbecuing roadkill!'
'eeww'
'OMG he only has like 2 teeth!'
'he is such a Phuyall!'

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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