Puyallup 

Middle-class town surrounded by hick towns, and often confused with being a hick town. When consulting one of the surrounding town's residents they will tell you that Puyallup is full of "spoiled rich kids." If you venture further north they will swear that it is a trash town where people live in trailers and have cows. The reality is somewhere between, although the only cows that actually end-up in Puyallup are brought there for the fair by the toothless hicks from surrounding towns such as Sumner, Graham, and Orting. These cows are promtly taken home after the 17-day stretch that is the fair.

DumbA%^: "Hey, you're from Puyallup? Haha, do you like have cows? Do you go to the fair a lot?"

Puyallup Resident: Um... No.

Puyallup by financegirl June 26, 2008

Puyallup 

Middle class town about a 40 minute drive south of Seattle. Everyone who is not from Puyallup assumes that it is a hick town, when it is not (this is usually because of the Puyallup Fair, or other surrounding hick town such as Graham). 35% white trash, 50% middle class, 15% upper class. Downtown Puyallup is a collaboration of small box houses and people with overinflated senses of pride in Puyallup family legacy. Uptown Puyallup, or South Hill, is mainly new neighborhoods and cookie cutter houses with a mix of some high income developments. There is not much to do in Puyallup, so drugs and parties and a daily activity. I've been to many places in the U.S. and smoked every type of weed, and I have to say that Puyallup has the most consistent dank chronic. No overpriced, bad weighed sack of shitty weed, P-town's got the bomb weed all the time.

foreigner - "What's there to do over there in Poo-yall-up (Puyallup)? Watch cows chew their cud?"

local - "I just picked up a zip off of shaw for $250 and it's dank!!"

Puyallup by TheChronicKingWes115 November 29, 2009

Puyallup 

Indian for "Dream Killer".

Also a middle class town 45 minutes south of Seattle.

Dude 1: "He wanted to go to college and become a doctor. Instead he stayed in his home town and got a meth addiction."

Dude 2: "Musta been from Puyallup."

Puyallup by jakedillryla September 25, 2011

Puyallup 

Grunge, sex, and emo kids. The ultimate Seattle Suburban hick town. Forty-five minutes from Mt. Rainier and twenty-eight straight days of rain. This small town is greatly known for it's founder Ezra Meeker and for having the biggest hick fest in the Northwest, The Puyallup Fair.

Innocent Child: "Daddy what is the Puyallup?"
Father: "I don't know Billy, just 'do it.'"

Puyallup by Kartara loves Aang Forever May 21, 2008

Puyallup 

Grunge, sex, and emo kids. The ultimate Seattle Suburban hick town. Forty-five minutes from Mt. Rainier and twenty-eight straight days of rain. This small town is greatly known for it's founder Ezra Meeker and for having the biggest hick fest in the Northwest, The Puyallup Fair.

Innocent Child: "Daddy what is the Puyallup?"
Father: "I don't know Billy, just 'do it.'"

Puyallup by Kartara loves Aang Forever May 22, 2008

Puyallup'd 

To be abused by your bosses.

The school board puyallup'd their staff again.

Puyallup'd by JoeTeach September 7, 2020

puyallup iced tea 

The sexual act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus and letting it melt into your mouth.

Dude,did you hear about that freaky chick Kit hooked up with?

Yea,I heard she even served him Puyallup iced tea!

puyallup iced tea by Timmyp8823 January 8, 2018