Lesiurama15's definitions

faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

Paffing

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012