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Photofuck 

Verb

To take a large number of photographs of an event, person, place or other subject in a manic fashion typically over a short period of time.
1. I won't be at the party long so I'm going to have to photofuck it or I'll not remember it.

2. Tony was so annoying last night, he basically photofucked everyone there. I hate cameras when you're trying to have a good time.
Photofuck by RIPRikMayall June 9, 2014
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Photofuck 

1 (a) Photofuck(s), Deriv. from Dutch. (n) / (een) Fotofuck(s)/
2 (to) Photofuck(ing/ed), Deriv from dutch (v) /(aan het) Fotofucken, gefotofuckt/
A Photofuck is a photo, or a collage of photos, enhanced with software for satire and other reasons. The frase Photofuck appeared on Retecool.com wich followed the photoshop challanges on b3ta.com and worth1000.com on fridays. It weekly challenge is known as Photofuckfriday /Fotofuckvrijdag/
1 Thats a cool photofuck, Saddam and Osama fucking a cow
Those are cool photofucks

2 I have photofucked that image
I'am photofucking right now
We have photofucked him
Photofuck by MacMan January 4, 2004

photofuck stance 

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.
Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.
photofuck stance by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

Photobucket 

This image or video has been moved or deleted.
Photobucket is so glitchy...
Photobucket by gcncc October 27, 2012

potfucker 

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

Photosuck 

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.
The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.
Photosuck by rperazag May 3, 2010

Photobucket 

Good for editing pictures, but not good when it "terminates" your account for violating the Terms of Services, when you have not.
"Man I am so pissed off. I tried to get on my Photobucket account for the first time in a while. It said I violated "TOS". What the hell?!"