Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.
Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.
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when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."
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by Stephen James Hite December 15, 2007
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Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa
by The Maggots March 19, 2010
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Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
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