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Photoshit 

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.
Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.
Photoshit by The portraiture March 14, 2011
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photoshit 

A trial version of adobe photoshop that you are unable to use because you dont have a working serial number. Trials work for 30 days then all you left with is a copy of "photoshit" and an icon on you desktop.
My trial ran out so now all I got is photoshit.
photoshit by jOhnNeZy October 25, 2008

Photoshit 

Verb used to describe dropping people into pictures they weren't originally in via Adobe Photoshop.
LC, Photoshit Kristi Nohl in to this picture since she was out of town that weekend.
Photoshit by LC Detroit August 25, 2009

Photoshit 

She enlarged her boob and the background talk about photoshit
Photoshit by CLAUSEderphobic February 21, 2015

Photoshit 

when you're drunk and your friends decide to have a photoshoot, but the pictures end up shit
"Oh my god look at theese pictures, they looked so good last night - but now i realize they look terrible.. What a photoshit"
Photoshit by Fucked Mai January 12, 2018

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
Photohater by Bromozome January 27, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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