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photoshit 

A trial version of adobe photoshop that you are unable to use because you dont have a working serial number. Trials work for 30 days then all you left with is a copy of "photoshit" and an icon on you desktop.
My trial ran out so now all I got is photoshit.
photoshit by jOhnNeZy October 25, 2008

Photoshit 

Verb used to describe dropping people into pictures they weren't originally in via Adobe Photoshop.
LC, Photoshit Kristi Nohl in to this picture since she was out of town that weekend.
Photoshit by LC Detroit August 25, 2009

Photoshit 

She enlarged her boob and the background talk about photoshit
Photoshit by CLAUSEderphobic February 21, 2015

Photoshit 

when you're drunk and your friends decide to have a photoshoot, but the pictures end up shit
"Oh my god look at theese pictures, they looked so good last night - but now i realize they look terrible.. What a photoshit"
Photoshit by Fucked Mai January 12, 2018

photosynthesis bisector 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.