phoots

online photos of a person
Hey babe, nice phoots!
by malcolmr January 23, 2008
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Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
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Phoots

Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.
Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.
by Lexoton pro June 12, 2017
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Phoot

A word that puts photo and feet together, essentially meaning feet pictures
Person 1: Hey she had nice feet
Person 2: Yeah I asked her for phoots
by Ren_Ten November 23, 2021
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phoot

a phoot is a fart that comes nonshalontely out of our dog
by anus August 04, 2004
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phoot

the opposite of phat; uncool, unsatisfactory
Audrey and Mandy forgot to make the word 'phat' popular again, so they are phoot.
by rainbowww13 June 06, 2011
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I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.
guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.
by Cottie July 15, 2010
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