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Phonatose 

An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.

The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.

The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
Hello, hello! She can't hear you, she's phonatose.
Phonatose by Scribling May 21, 2013
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potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.
Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.
potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

phonosentation 

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.
Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.
phonosentation by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case
Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

photosexual 

A person who likes to take pictures of themself and post them on social media to show off.
Peter is such a photosexual! Did you see how many pictures He posted from his vacation?
photosexual by simply word May 10, 2021

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person
You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatosexual 

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.
Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh
Potatosexual by TCPizza April 30, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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