Phonatose

An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.

The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.

The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.

Hello, hello! She can't hear you, she's phonatose.

by Scribling May 21, 2013

potatosexual

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

phonosentation

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Potatosexual

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

photosexual

A person who likes to take pictures of themself and post them on social media to show off.

Peter is such a photosexual! Did you see how many pictures He posted from his vacation?

by simply word May 10, 2021

Potatosexual

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatosexual

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.

Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh

by TCPizza April 30, 2020