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potatosexual
potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011
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Phomatose • Phonatose • Potatosexual • photosexual • homatose • Photatoes • Photosensenses • photoseptic • potato server • Potato Sex
Potatosexual
Woman: Do you want to have sex?
Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.
Woman: So you're a potatosexual?
Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: I have to go now..
Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?
Woman: Yes
Man: Will there be any potatoes?
Woman: I'm not sure
Man: I'll bring some just in case
Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.
Woman: So you're a potatosexual?
Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: I have to go now..
Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?
Woman: Yes
Man: Will there be any potatoes?
Woman: I'm not sure
Man: I'll bring some just in case
Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008
photosexual
photosexual by simply word May 10, 2021
Potatosexual
You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017
Potatosexual
Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.
Dude: damn bruh
Dude: damn bruh
Potatosexual by TCPizza April 30, 2020
photosexual
photosexual by D.J H.V January 13, 2008
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