Scribling's definitions
An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
by Scribling May 21, 2013
Get the Phonatosemug. A modern tattoo trend, primarily among women, characterized by the accumulation of numerous small, often unrelated or aesthetically clashing tattoos — resembling the chaotic scribbles and doodles found on a high school student's Pee-Chee folder. Typically lacks a cohesive theme or narrative, resulting in a scattered visual effect across arms, legs, or torso.
"She used to have clean skin, but now she’s gone full pee-chee girl — it’s like a Sharpie war zone on her arms."
by Scribling October 26, 2025
Get the Pee-Chee Girlmug.