Phoban

Irrational fear of breaking a nail

Yo girl, I got the phoban

by Tictoklarock February 17, 2021

phonangulate

Phonangulate verb

the act of two or more people using cellphones to either find each other verbally or by texting in an unfamiliar location.

I'll phonangulate you once I get to the Convention Center.

You arrange to meet someone in a large building or park but can not give a precise area because neither of you are familiar with the location. Once you both arrive you call each other or text each other saying...for example "I am by the merrygoround in the park . Or "I am at the bar on the 3rd floor of the hotel." You both PHONANGULATE until you meet face to face. The word is made up of triangulate..as in Triangulating a position and phone.

You did not know where to meet until one or both get to the location to get the lay of the land

by chfdoc March 15, 2010

pobang

A men's haircut that features bangs. Like the Caesar, but longer in the front. Often wet looking, it's seen mostly in the South.

"Wow, you should have seen all of the pobang haircuts I saw at the Rascal Flatts concert last night."

by Casey Flanagan September 23, 2005

Homo Phobian

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.

Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...

by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022

PHOBAR

-adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

Of course she looks perfect in that photo, she was PHOBAR.

by Jacobison December 4, 2010

phorant

coleynt and heliophoria when they get married

in this video, we ranked the top 10 phorant moments

by plutothebeloved July 10, 2021

Phonanderthal

An individual who hasn't evolved to the point of owning a smartphone.

'I am sick of Gary the Phonanderthal wanting use maps on my phone. Why can't he just evolve?'

by Richmannnnnn February 12, 2014