PHOBAR

-adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

Of course she looks perfect in that photo, she was PHOBAR.

PHOBAR by Jacobison December 4, 2010

PhoBAR'd 

Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to pose for Playboy. Her stipulation, besides the $1 million pay check, is that they are tasteful. I am going to assume that "tasteful" in this case translates to PhoBAR'd.

PhoBAR'd by ShadowBlade2525 October 27, 2011

phoar 

A word that shows sexual atraction. Usually used in England.

phoar! look at that guy, isn't he hot!

phoar by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005

phubar 

(adj, verb) - Enblazend within thought of the realization of ones, or anothers own predicament; similiar to the acronym FUBAR except the connotation of Phubar is such that it's use is cannonical in nature revealing a pseudo-comical reflection; finding onesself deep within the particular confines of a given situation where there is no easy direction of thought as to ensue an easy outcome; revealing the limitations of thought upon a subject that is abstract in nature; the descrpition of the deep euphoria of modern psychedelic drugs

"John and I were pretty much Phubar while trying to find a way home from the party after we finished off the liquor we brought"
"My mind became phubar while thinking about quantum mechanics"
"After 2 doses, I was pretty much phubar"

phubar by Andy Robbins "V" June 23, 2007

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009

poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

poobar by geckopaws February 26, 2011

Phoobar 

Photo-Shopped Beyond All Recognition.
An image of a person (usually a celebrity whose looks are not what they once were) that is suffering from an excess of digital enhancement.
Useful for covering up slight blemishes such as - but not limited to- varicose veins, crows feet, chicken's neck, zits and hairy facial warts.

Britney looked smokin' hot on the cover of the latest Maxim, but looking closer I realized she had been Phoobar-ed.

Phoobar by Senor Cojonazos July 9, 2011