Phonanderthal

An individual who hasn't evolved to the point of owning a smartphone.

'I am sick of Gary the Phonanderthal wanting use maps on my phone. Why can't he just evolve?'

by Richmannnnnn February 12, 2014

Tinder Lottery

Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.

Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?

by Richmannnnnn February 01, 2018