Definitions by Richmannnnnn

Tinder Lottery 

Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.

Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?

Tinder Lottery by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018

Phonanderthal 

An individual who hasn't evolved to the point of owning a smartphone.

'I am sick of Gary the Phonanderthal wanting use maps on my phone. Why can't he just evolve?'

Phonanderthal by Richmannnnnn February 12, 2014