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phlarp

The sound you make when you drop something and scream phlarp of fudgenuggets
Me: drop josh dun
Also me: phlarp!!!!
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Plarp

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.
"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."
by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015
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phlarmf

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf
by phillip ho August 12, 2019
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Philarp

A philarp is when air enters the male sex organ and is then released out from the tube of justice (the same place the air entered). Originating from the Latin word eximo-viscus. Odor clouds are prominent due to penile disfunction or disease. Also can be compared to a woman's queef .
I was flab stabbing this ho in the back of my hooptie and while I thrusted my spear of might into her nappy dugout I suddenly philarped and out came a gassy cloud.
by 3 legged man April 13, 2007
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polarpoint presentation

When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.
Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
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plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.
by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
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Pharpus

A magical bird that lives in the bellybuttons of large snakes.

Very rare!
Dude: Holey crap!
Guy: What?
Dude: Theres a Pharpus in your anaconda!
Guy: Wow! I'll name it Fred!
by Lucky Star* August 20, 2010
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