The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

Plarp by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

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phlarmf

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

Philarp

A philarp is when air enters the male sex organ and is then released out from the tube of justice (the same place the air entered). Originating from the Latin word eximo-viscus. Odor clouds are prominent due to penile disfunction or disease. Also can be compared to a woman's queef .

I was flab stabbing this ho in the back of my hooptie and while I thrusted my spear of might into her nappy dugout I suddenly philarped and out came a gassy cloud.

Philarp by 3 legged man April 13, 2007

polarpoint presentation

When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.

Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.

polarpoint presentation by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

Word of the Day on March 22, 2011

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

Pharpus

A magical bird that lives in the bellybuttons of large snakes.

Very rare!

Dude: Holey crap!
Guy: What?
Dude: Theres a Pharpus in your anaconda!
Guy: Wow! I'll name it Fred!

Pharpus by Lucky Star* August 20, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026