Phlarping

The act of making involuntary noises by having another person blow into your mouth. The mouths must have an air tight seal (a la CPR) for a phlarp to take place. The sound is best described as gorilla-esque.

Man, Susie and I were making out and all of a sudden we started phlarping!

by bunkylady April 20, 2010

Pilaring

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets

He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.

by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022

plapping

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex

i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡

by ariaalilia September 29, 2023

Phish Pharming

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.

I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.

by Jaydeo April 25, 2019

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

pharming party

A party of young people fishing for drugs in there elder's drug cabinet and then having a party.

You go to your mom's house, then you find and take her xanax at your pharming party.

by Rootsy August 26, 2006