Phloof

The loose extra skin around a dogs neck.

My dogs phloof provides a pillowy cushion for her to rest in when she lays down.

by foxgirlfire October 22, 2014

Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Phoof

The signature visual element of the tv show, NCIS. When NCIS breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like "phoof", hence the name.

The "phoof" sounds like a flashbulb exploding.

by Teresa S October 28, 2009

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018