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A cross between the word phew and oof. A language based outlet for overcoming spontaneous emotion.
Charlie says: My genitals are huge, want to see?
Belly Boo says: Yes alright.. Phwoof! That's massive!
Phwoof by Belly Boo June 26, 2006
Words you can keep
Pronounced /fwoÍťof/:
The sound of an air pocket escaping the vagina immediately following penitration.
Yeah man I was bangin this chick from the back last night and she totally phwoofed.
Phwoof by Dreamy Cum Catch September 18, 2018
Related Words
Phwoof phoof phoofer Phoofy Phloof Phloofed phoofey Phoofie phoofing Phoofty
The signature visual element of the tv show, NCIS. When NCIS breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like "phoof", hence the name.
The "phoof" sounds like a flashbulb exploding.
Phoof by Teresa S October 28, 2009
The sound you hear when the show NCIS goes to, and comes back from, a commercial.
"She's dead, Gibbs"
*screen goes black and white* PHOOF
phoof by punkminkis September 13, 2009

Phloofed 

When a person is forced out of a Battleground in the MMORPG World of Warcraft™ by a priest's Mind Control taking over their body, and walking them out of the BG entrance portal.

Made infamous by the Undead Priest Phloof on Khaz Modan realm, who's numerous mind controlled instance exits spawned forum panic and wasted many an alliance players 3-4 hour wait for BG queues.
"Damnit, i got phloofed and didn't get any honor tokens."
Phloofed by Majupra May 9, 2006

Phwoooar 

phwooar
An expression of extreme lust,desire
phwoooar that monkey girl is hot!

phwooor look at the melons on her!
Phwoooar by Robdoc January 1, 2009
Phoofy is just another word for insanely dumb
someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..
Phoofy by mo_UwU December 3, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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