Bro, my chick has been sick as fuck lately but I got the dopest phlegmy last night. Straight up lady and the tramp status too, little phlegm stuck to my dick from the back of her throat.
The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eatingMcDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood
A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.
It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.
It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.