Phamph

Someone, unrelated to you, who seems like family to you, or many people, that can be counted on to make you feel more comfortable. Generally at the Phamph's own expense.

"Jim's such a great phamph that it seems like he's related to everyone!"

by Phamph July 17, 2018

the reynolds pamphlet

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...

Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018

pamphilon

Sweet taco vendor down the street from me.

Dude, that pamphilon will do anything for $5. Chicken soft taco and a handjob, that's a great deal.

by sweettony March 15, 2014

Russian Pamphlet

When you spit in her pussy, and proceed to stick a piece of paper inside the vagina and light it on fire

Yesterday I got so turnt that I tried the Russian Pamphlet

by analplug December 4, 2019

Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"

by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

plamph

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

by juux May 18, 2003

phanphic

A work of fanfiction based on The Phantom of the Opera. Can be based on the books, musicals, or films.
Comes from phans' tendency to replace the letter 'f' with the letters 'ph'.
See also, phic, phan

That phanphic was very well-written.

by R.Daae May 12, 2007