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Philsta

Philster is a woman who loves to stare deeply into the stars and roll in the mud with someone else’s significant other. She is very fond of Pringles especially in intimate locations mixed with grass and loves when they are thrown deeply into her bra but will ask you to fetch them for her. Another hobby of hers is to munch on burritos while simultaneously satisfying her Jack fetish that she has had from a young age by placing pebbles in his drink. Her brother is an 8/10 but her dad is better, according to her own tastes. She is famed for her involvement in the ‘Hand or Head’ scandal in 2018 in which she shifted the hole off of Wheelo and then made him cry. She is known for finding her academic rivals attractive, according to her comment on a tiktok post.
Kiss me I’m a philsta
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most beloved
you are my philtatos
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Phiesta

A national holiday when some of the nation's rowdiest gentlemen (Phi Delta Theta) rage face with their respected chapters.
Person A: "Hey are you going to the TKE apartment party tonight?"

Person B: "HELL NO! I'm raging at Phiesta tonight."

Person A:"Don't you have a test in the morning?"

Person B:"Fuck it!"
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Philslamic

Person who has devoted his life to Phil and his many teachings.
I have converted to the Philslamic beliefs.
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1 The act of putting philosophical truth in question form; to give understanding; 2 another form of notation Ex. scientific, engineering,
Philotation really upped my game.
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Philistain

A piece of shit man who lies, and breaks multiple women's hearts and should get burnt at the stake.
Man, Travis sure is a HUGE Philistain.
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Philtarded

A mentally deficient individual

The epitome of any half-baked fool
Batman is philtarded.
by thei3ot April 13, 2006
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