Skip to main content
Philster is a woman who loves to stare deeply into the stars and roll in the mud with someone else’s significant other. She is very fond of Pringles especially in intimate locations mixed with grass and loves when they are thrown deeply into her bra but will ask you to fetch them for her. Another hobby of hers is to munch on burritos while simultaneously satisfying her Jack fetish that she has had from a young age by placing pebbles in his drink. Her brother is an 8/10 but her dad is better, according to her own tastes. She is famed for her involvement in the ‘Hand or Head’ scandal in 2018 in which she shifted the hole off of Wheelo and then made him cry. She is known for finding her academic rivals attractive, according to her comment on a tiktok post.
Kiss me I’m a philsta
Philsta by Lilzer May 6, 2021
Words you can keep
most beloved
you are my philtatos
philtatos by pachilles October 29, 2019
Related Words
A national holiday when some of the nation's rowdiest gentlemen (Phi Delta Theta) rage face with their respected chapters.
Person A: "Hey are you going to the TKE apartment party tonight?"

Person B: "HELL NO! I'm raging at Phiesta tonight."

Person A:"Don't you have a test in the morning?"

Person B:"Fuck it!"
Phiesta by SouthernTide February 17, 2013

Philslamic 

Person who has devoted his life to Phil and his many teachings.
I have converted to the Philslamic beliefs.
Philslamic by Man of Hate February 21, 2003

Philotation 

1 The act of putting philosophical truth in question form; to give understanding; 2 another form of notation Ex. scientific, engineering,
Philotation really upped my game.
Philotation by BecameOne August 17, 2017

Philistain 

A piece of shit man who lies, and breaks multiple women's hearts and should get burnt at the stake.
Man, Travis sure is a HUGE Philistain.

Philtarded 

A mentally deficient individual

The epitome of any half-baked fool

Batman is philtarded.
Philtarded by thei3ot April 13, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next