Philsta
Philster is a woman who loves to stare deeply into the stars and roll in the mud with someone else’s significant other. She is very fond of Pringles especially in intimate locations mixed with grass and loves when they are thrown deeply into her bra but will ask you to fetch them for her. Another hobby of hers is to munch on burritos while simultaneously satisfying her Jack fetish that she has had from a young age by placing pebbles in his drink. Her brother is an 8/10 but her dad is better, according to her own tastes. She is famed for her involvement in the ‘Hand or Head’ scandal in 2018 in which she shifted the hole off of Wheelo and then made him cry. She is known for finding her academic rivals attractive, according to her comment on a tiktok post.
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