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priestal 

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.
Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.
priestal by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013
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Priestation 

A station where a priest enters and falls into a deep hibernation state and leave his powers in the form of a glowing strange orb with very mighty capabilities.
If someone tries to steal the priest powers while he is hibernating the priest will enter a chase state in which it will travel all know and unknow existence in a amount of time small enough to understand just to get back his powers inflicting great damages
Look up in the mountain

There's an old priestation
when you and a group of friends go to the bathroom together
kim: hey! wanna join our piesta?
piesta by samanthasam__ August 11, 2016

pheestage 

Derived from fistage, to fist someone in a derogatory, degrading way. like 0wn4ge, or pwn4g3.

Assert your supremacy over fellow being.
Man,when my momma slapped yo' daddy, that was real pheestage
pheestage by Bigdaddy February 5, 2004

Piestamp 

Using your anus and pressing it against something or someone like a stamp
I'm going to piestamp your face.
Piestamp by Ron Swanson 19 December 9, 2016
Philster is a woman who loves to stare deeply into the stars and roll in the mud with someone else’s significant other. She is very fond of Pringles especially in intimate locations mixed with grass and loves when they are thrown deeply into her bra but will ask you to fetch them for her. Another hobby of hers is to munch on burritos while simultaneously satisfying her Jack fetish that she has had from a young age by placing pebbles in his drink. Her brother is an 8/10 but her dad is better, according to her own tastes. She is famed for her involvement in the ‘Hand or Head’ scandal in 2018 in which she shifted the hole off of Wheelo and then made him cry. She is known for finding her academic rivals attractive, according to her comment on a tiktok post.
Kiss me I’m a philsta
Philsta by Lilzer May 6, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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