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philosophaded

The point of being so high, you talk about philosophical subject matter.
philosophaded: *Hits blunt*
"if I hit myself and it hurts, am I considered weak or strong?"

Philosofried 

1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.
I was so stoned the other day i became philosofried and figured out everything.
Philosofried by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014

Philosophised

To have one's mind blown or stumped as a result of a philosophic class or conversation.
Guy 1: Sup man!
Guy 2: Nothing, you?
Guy 1: I'm good.
Guy 2: What does it mean to be good?
Guy 1: Err... Um... Well..
Guy 2: YOU JUST GOT PHILOSOPHISED!!

Professor: Why are you here?
Student: To get a degree
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can get a job
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can earn money
Professor: Why?
Student: Ummmmm....
The student in this situation was philosophised.
Philosophised by Phil O' Sophie April 29, 2013

philosophies

There are as many philosophies as there are people.
philosophies by Downstrike May 24, 2004

philosophie 

Da "deep 'n' deliberate" intellectual/moral subject-matter dat da serious-thinking BFG discussed wif his pint-sized-damsel "human bean" friend.
Da tiny-but-brainy heroine of Roald Dahl's classic "smaller-but-honorable folk triumphing over huge-and-mean-but-bumbling" individuals suggested dat she and her large colleague work together to defeat said towering terrors --- I like her philosophie a whole bunch!
philosophie by QuacksO February 19, 2025

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026