Pheanding 

A severe misspelling of the word feigning. Commonly misspelled by people of the westchester area, or more specifically, mahopac girls

i'm pheanding for some brownies right now!!

Pheanding by cstatelaxer December 16, 2008

phanting 

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)

1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.

phanting by peterkz November 20, 2009

pending for a bending 

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

pending for a bending by ragingbender September 23, 2010

Special Pleading 

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.

Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

Special Pleading by all the good ones were taken. July 14, 2009

Pending

Penidng means 'waiting to come.'

I'm pending all over your face!
Awh, I just pended.

Pending by QFapfap June 27, 2010

Pending

When your blocked on Snapchat

Damn Jana left me on pending

Pending by Willybearcroft June 20, 2021

google pending

A term used to express an idea that is waiting to be googled.

Something that was not googled yet.

Bubba: Ah man, what was that thing I wanted to google earlier??

Daniel: You always have at least 4 google pending things!

google pending by MaxPawn June 14, 2010