phanting 

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)

1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.

phanting by peterkz November 20, 2009

Phanting 

Not making sense

You stupid

You not making any phanting

Phanting by Pramos June 2, 2018

phanting 

Imagining something in vivid detail, mentally simulating the experience, like dreaming, but generally awake. Derived from "phantasia", which is another word for the capacity of mental visualization.

Usually in reference to visual experience, but can also apply to the visualization that goes on in the process of engineering design.

"Aphantasic?" "It means they can't phant. I mean, they can't imagine how it would feel to look at a thing until they actually look at it." "I don't think it's possible to know exactly what it would feel like until you actually experience it." "Well kind of, phanting has limits, nobody's perfect at it, but some people are pretty good at it."

"Yes, I'm sure the design will work. I've been phanting for days."

phanting by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 March 25, 2023

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Panting 

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

Panting by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

Panting Puppy 

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

Panting Puppy by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Planting trees 

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

Planting trees by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014