Pharasite 

An unemployed ultra-Orthodox Israeli who does not contribute to society but receives unemployment stipends and other benefits at the cost of the state.

The coalition collapsed after the Finance Ministry refused to give in to the demands of the Pharasite parties for higher monthy stipends for large families.

Pharasite by Mahus October 6, 2012

Pharasite 

A member of the Rabbinic Jewish religion, religious descendent of the 1st century Pharases who are primarily Ashkanazi in ethnic origin, that relies or promotes financial redistribution from other countries or people to further their own causes or agendas. This can be done either overtly such as the 4-5 billion the US gives Israel every year or covertly like seen in "1-800 Cars for kids" that only benefited Jewish individuals.

The Pharasites ran a kompromat operation using intelligence assets like Ghislane Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein to gain blackmail on a number of influential political and media figures.

Pharasite by Rev39 August 20, 2025

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

hhx parasit 

HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook

Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig

hhx parasit by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016

Gift Parasite 

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

Gift Parasite by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009