Phallodont 

A radiographic term used in dentistry to describe a benign/mushroom shaped deposition of cementum at the apical portion of a tooth.

Gonna be hard to yank that #13 phallodont

Phallodont by club dining March 25, 2010

Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018

phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

Phallocentrism 

Phallocentrism concentrates on the idea that masculinity is the central focus and source of power and authority. Because of this, all male interests and needs are exalted while females are made subservient to male desires.

In the television show "All in the Family", Archie and Edith's relationship demonstrates phallocentrism.

Phallocentrism by Mal Hoyt February 4, 2006

phallocopter 

When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.

I spent an hour spinning my hips in the mirror trying to do the phallocopter.

phallocopter by ThisFrigginGuy December 20, 2015

Phalloon 

When you blow air into you foreskin and see how big it can get.

Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."

Phalloon by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021

phallodendron

Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.

I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look like Bop-em mallets.

phallodendron by JoshuaJordan May 14, 2008