Phalangitate 

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

Phalangitate by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phalangiate 

to be angry, fustaited or annoyed
PHALANGIATED, PHALANAGIATING, PHALANGIATOR
(a phalangiator is someone who annoys, fustrates or angers someone)

Teachers are phalangiated when coursework/homework is over due.

phalangiate by Smis February 9, 2004

Phalangate 

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

Phalangate by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008