Phalangitate 

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

Phalangitate by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phalangiate 

to be angry, fustaited or annoyed
PHALANGIATED, PHALANAGIATING, PHALANGIATOR
(a phalangiator is someone who annoys, fustrates or angers someone)

Teachers are phalangiated when coursework/homework is over due.

phalangiate by Smis February 9, 2004

Phalangate 

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

Phalangate by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008