Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phalangiate

to be angry, fustaited or annoyed
PHALANGIATED, PHALANAGIATING, PHALANGIATOR
(a phalangiator is someone who annoys, fustrates or angers someone)

Teachers are phalangiated when coursework/homework is over due.

by Smis February 9, 2004

Phalangate

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008