A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist
Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
The sexiest man in the entire galaxy.
They have quite type behaviour. Don't fall for love easily. They are kind hearted and also they are very agressive.
Alternate spelling for the word Faggot. Actual definition of the word is "a bundle of sticks". As "faggot" has has now been co-opted as an offensive slur for a homosexual male, users on IRC decided on an alternate spelling for use with the original definition to separate it from the offensive slur.
"I got a phagot tied up in the barn we can use in the fireplace tonight"
"Go get a phagot together, we need something to keep to bonfire going tonight"
Ancient Greek φαγεῖν (phagein) means "to devour". -osis means to process. Compare to Phagocytosis which is what white blood cells do to germs. Rather than cytos referring to blood, -trump refers to the Donald.
Republican attempts at Phagotrumposis bolster Secretary Clinton's reoccupation of the White House so she can put a cigar in an intern's penis in the West Wing as retribution for Bill & Monica