Alternate spelling for the word Faggot. Actual definition of the word is "a bundle of sticks". As "faggot" has has now been co-opted as an offensive slur for a homosexual male, users on IRC decided on an alternate spelling for use with the original definition to separate it from the offensive slur.
"I got a phagot tied up in the barn we can use in the fireplace tonight"
"Go get a phagot together, we need something to keep to bonfire going tonight"
Ancient Greek φαγεῖν (phagein) means "to devour". -osis means to process. Compare to Phagocytosis which is what white blood cells do to germs. Rather than cytos referring to blood, -trump refers to the Donald.
Republican attempts at Phagotrumposis bolster Secretary Clinton's reoccupation of the White House so she can put a cigar in an intern's penis in the West Wing as retribution for Bill & Monica
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.