Phagotrumposis

Ancient Greek φαγεῖν (phagein) means "to devour". -osis means to process. Compare to Phagocytosis which is what white blood cells do to germs. Rather than cytos referring to blood, -trump refers to the Donald.

Republican attempts at Phagotrumposis bolster Secretary Clinton's reoccupation of the White House so she can put a cigar in an intern's penis in the West Wing as retribution for Bill & Monica