Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.
"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."
by Frankster420 September 25, 2019
Flag
Get the Petrifried mug.

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.
"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 07, 2019
Flag
Get the Dead Man Tells No Tales mug.
More random definitions