Definitions by Frankster420

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

Dead Man Tells No Tales by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Petrifried 

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

Petrifried by Frankster420 September 25, 2019