Petoed
The act of vomitting on a female stripper then refusing to pay, this is then followed by running in a drunken manner toward the nearest exist never returning
Petoed by Meekrob Matt March 4, 2011
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petedisc
name used when reffering to a most sexual boy with superb taste in music, whom works in a record store.
petedisc by Krista Inbloom April 20, 2007
petteded
I got petteded last night
Peted
Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.
A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.
A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.
After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.
Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”
Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”
Peted by prosindogg December 9, 2008
PeteDA
PeteDA by MamaHelinah July 15, 2022
yonkey patoed
when you are a sick fuck, you shove your fingers in your boyfriends ass and what the hell? he likes it!
yonkey patoed by megan and rachel June 5, 2003
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