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Pitaphile
A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.
His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
Pitaphile by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009
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Pedaphile
Derogatory term for a podiatrist
Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.
Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018
Peetaphile
Peetaphile by FinnOdair November 23, 2013
pedaphile pineapple
pedaphile pineapple by david and brian January 16, 2007
petaphile
Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.
petaphile
1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals
2.Pedophile from the PETA
2.Pedophile from the PETA
1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...
2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...
2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?
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