Petaphil

when someone older than you, seems really nice and gives you money but really wants sexual relations with you.

god, that Petaphil keeps on calling me to play basketball but we all know he just wants a rimjob

by jh20s May 3, 2010

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Pedaphile

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Peetaphile

A person over the age of eighteen who likes Peeta Mellark in unconventional way.

Person 1: Peeta is so hot!

Person 2: I now I'm such a Peetaphile.

by FinnOdair November 23, 2013

pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

by david and brian January 16, 2007

petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

by Whitt March 13, 2007

petaphile

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA

1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?

by monkeylx1 January 15, 2008