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pest friend 

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.
I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.
pest friend by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008
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Pesti Stomach 

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.
Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Pesti Stomach by sr7777 June 19, 2019

Besto Pesto 

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
Besto Pesto by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".
Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
peste by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Teacher's Pest 

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.
"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
Teacher's Pest by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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