Pesto

Another name for weed.

Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

by JitStone4s September 18, 2021

Pesto

the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”

“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”

by tomismypersonalsoldier June 22, 2021

Pesto

Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid

"Isn't he so pesto"

by Ganggangroadman December 21, 2017

pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

pesto

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

by Dick Lyman May 08, 2008

pesto

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

by Mr Blaze May 08, 2007

pesto

Magic word by magician with a harelip.

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

by princess_prozac March 02, 2008