Pestie

When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.

Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door.

by unexpected_romba March 23, 2020

Pestie

An annoying door to door pest control salesman trying to sell you his overprice service.

That pestie guy tried to overcharge me.

by Valuefighter March 23, 2020

pestie

When your best friend is your poop buddy, they're your Pestie

She's my Pestie, back off

by Fxsstjknkogdzcv December 8, 2016

pestie

Just a stupid way of saying bestie if you want to be different

John: Oh hi pestie!
Lisa: What the fuck does pestie mean

by 780ti January 14, 2025

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011