Dark_Midget's definitions

sUUb

Someone who claims to be enthusiastic about eating sushi and loving it, but it is completely ignorant towards eating any sushi other than 'California Rolls'. Generally speaking, a combo of 'sushi' and 'n00b'

'My friends eat sushi every week and only eat 3 california rolls. They are such sUUbs'

Or

"Oh, I love sushi"
"Hey, that person is eating california rolls, he's such a sUUb"

by Dark_Midget December 18, 2006

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.

'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'

by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007

diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty

1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"

by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006