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It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.
petinis by Miss Satan November 20, 2011
A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.
"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."
Petinis by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

pesticide 

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.
1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide
pesticide by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.
This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends
To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.
Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...
Pesting by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

pestimist 

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.
My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.