A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.

"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."

Petinis by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

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pesticide

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.

1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
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pesticide by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

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Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.

“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

Pustinitis by My big cup gets me in trouble July 27, 2018

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Pesting

To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.

Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...

Pesting by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

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pestimist

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

pestimist by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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