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A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.
Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.
by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020

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Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.
I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.
by Rob Seeker December 28, 2020

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A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.
I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.
by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

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