Persimmon

A penis ravaged by herpes

Jill: "Oh my god, don't that persimmon anywhere near me"

by Alfonso the Pimp April 25, 2009

persimmons

A type of fruit that is superior to all other kinds of fruits.

Persimmons are perfection, especially better than pears!

by qwertyuiopasdfhjkl October 25, 2019

persimmon

A fruit that is orange most of the time.

This persimmon is tasty and orange.

by Wang02394 November 14, 2006

persimmonation

when you have an idea in your head and want to share it or get it done

omg i have a persimmonation let’s go!

by urrrrr moooom July 09, 2019

persimmon

A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent

you: i just heard a banshee
me: no that was just persimmon

by Juicy SB November 11, 2011

persimmons

Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.

Did you see that Persimmon?

Stay away or Libby will fight you!

Persimmons are wild men

by PhelineFeline April 03, 2018

Persimmon Tang

Used to describe an extra spicy roast. Usually the insult causes the victim to be so angry they turn a shade of persimmon.

Requanda: "Did you hear what a Deshawn said about LeSandra?"

Requeel: "Oh snap I did it was a fire persimmon tang!"

by bigstrappingcowboy January 24, 2022