persimmons

A type of fruit that is superior to all other kinds of fruits.

Persimmons are perfection, especially better than pears!

persimmons by qwertyuiopasdfhjkl October 24, 2019

persimmons

Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.

Did you see that Persimmon?

Stay away or Libby will fight you!

Persimmons are wild men

persimmons by PhelineFeline May 20, 2018

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

persimmon 

A fruit that is orange most of the time.

This persimmon is tasty and orange.

persimmon by Wang02394 November 14, 2006

Persimmon Tang 

Used to describe an extra spicy roast. Usually the insult causes the victim to be so angry they turn a shade of persimmon.

Requanda: "Did you hear what a Deshawn said about LeSandra?"

Requeel: "Oh snap I did it was a fire persimmon tang!"

Persimmon Tang by bigstrappingcowboy January 23, 2022

persimmonation 

when you have an idea in your head and want to share it or get it done

omg i have a persimmonation let’s go!

persimmonation by urrrrr moooom July 8, 2019

persimmon 

A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent

you: i just heard a banshee
me: no that was just persimmon

persimmon by Juicy SB November 11, 2011