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persimmon 

A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent
you: i just heard a banshee
me: no that was just persimmon
persimmon by Juicy SB November 11, 2011

Persimmon 

Jill: "Oh my god, don't that persimmon anywhere near me"
Persimmon by Alfonso the Pimp April 24, 2009

Persimmon Tang 

Used to describe an extra spicy roast. Usually the insult causes the victim to be so angry they turn a shade of persimmon.
Requanda: "Did you hear what a Deshawn said about LeSandra?"

Requeel: "Oh snap I did it was a fire persimmon tang!"

parsimony 

Adoption of the simplest explanation for an observation. Also stinginess or frugality in regards to economics and finance.
Vanguard must spend a lot of money on printing and mailing its statements, because of the extra paper involved. Undoubtedly, that was a tough decision for the company, which is known for its parsimony
parsimony by sug-almighty July 8, 2005

Parsimonious 

-Adjective

To hold on to every bit you can or try to use the bare minimum of what is needed

-Related words/phrases: Frugal, Ration, Small use, penny-pinching ect..
1) the teacher was very parsimonious and did not let the student use her supplies in fear of not having enough, and needing to buy more before his/her paycheck

Chad was Parsimonious when it came to his candy and when kids asked for some skittles he gave them one, just 1
Parsimonious by Serious Joker August 4, 2014

persimmons

A type of fruit that is superior to all other kinds of fruits.
Persimmons are perfection, especially better than pears!
persimmons by qwertyuiopasdfhjkl October 24, 2019
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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