Pers

When Kenneths run fast and guide you to safety, otherwise known as chins

Holy shit Kenneth is one hell of a pers

by ken April 2, 2004

As Per

With the intended meaning of "according to", this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. Since "per" means "according to", the "as" is superfluous.

As per the aforementioned affidavit, I'm a bit of a twat.

by Horace Bumblestein December 15, 2012

Per

the most popular name in the world! (just ask google!)
used by the norvegians, and the sweds.

hey Per, and Per, and you too Per, and you ofcourse Per.

by Steingrim December 28, 2005

Per

Per is a good guy with a big pp. All the girls love him and wants to suck him off

Girl: Have u seen Per´s big pp
Girl 2: Yes it all most touched the ground

by anonymous May 7, 2021

As per

As per is simply short for as per usual. Given that the phrase is so common in everyday usage, dropping the usual makes it much easier to say and is designed to be used in a non formal manner.

He was drunk last night as per.

by therealdoogie February 26, 2011

Per

A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.

He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.

by perforever November 22, 2011

Per

slang/ shortened version of "Period"

“Omg did you hear that Emma got a promotion?”
“No but per, good for her!”

by Bungerellaspecialist August 4, 2022