Permadork

A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.

Kaitlyn: Kayla! Look at Crystal and her new Webkinz purse. What a permadork!

Permadork by BananaMilkshake December 15, 2008

permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .

It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.

permacock by adambluekc June 5, 2015

permadole 

Word describing individuals who seem to be eternally unemployed. Derived from 'permafrost'

Those street corner punks are pure permadole. They loiter about all day and night.

permadole by chedwardall January 11, 2009

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

Permadrunk by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010

permahorny

The state of being eternally aroused.. sexually.

guy 1: that bitch is permahorny

guy 2: yeah, that bitch'll ride anything

permahorny by TheManWithTheHorseWithNoLegs May 16, 2009

permahorn 

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.

Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.

permahorn by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005

Permadouche 

One who cant be saved or helped from being a douche

I feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

Permadouche by Realm4227 October 14, 2011