Permadouche 

One who cant be saved or helped from being a douche

I feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

Permadouche by Realm4227 October 14, 2011

perdouchebag 

1. a boy that takes girls for granted and asks to many girls for pictures and sex. 2. manwhore of grain valley, missouri

that boy was being such a perdouchebag yesterday

perdouchebag by wallie world February 22, 2009

paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

paradouche by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

Perdouchebag 

A dick who has surpassed the status of a douchebag. Named After Rodney.

David: A yo Fat Bitch.
Lawrence: Do you know her?
David: i know she's Fat.
Lawrence: You are such a Perdouchebag.

Perdouchebag by Sparky Jonezz November 20, 2010

Paradouche

A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.

This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.

I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.

Paradouche by Jookie7 September 1, 2011

Pentadouche 

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.

Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.

Pentadouche by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010