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Perrowned
1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
PornOWNED
What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
pjowned
pjowned by Irving Scott September 24, 2005
certified preowned
A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
certified preowned by CPO2017 January 27, 2017
pedowned
A term origionally coined by t3hpython of the TOTSE "Paedophile baiting is hilarious!" thread. It is used to describe a situation in which a pedophile is tricked into thinking the Baiter is a young girl, and Baiter has put a twist in the conversation.
pedo: omg lets have sex, because you are 13 and i love little girls
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned
pedowned by Kerry (heart) July 5, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026