Periple is the saddest word in English word. It is used to describe a person whose prostitute ran away after accepting payment, and left the potential client with depression and an erection.
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If you must know, that’s what I’m specialising in, innit.
Wow, periperiatrics. The study of Nando’s chicken.
If you must know, that’s what I’m specialising in, innit.
Wow, periperiatrics. The study of Nando’s chicken.
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Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
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Prog metal fan OMFG did you hear Periphery last night at the Ottobar last night?! They were fucking amazing.
Other fan Just do NOT play Buttersnips with 8,000 watts. PLZ
Other fan Just do NOT play Buttersnips with 8,000 watts. PLZ
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