Pergo 

A pussy shaved bald. See also hardwood floors

Jeff could wait to go five hole with the one timer when he found out she had pergo

Pergo by Poodleusier March 23, 2004

Me Perdonas

Spanish words. Mostly known as Quackitys stream donation sound. Means “you forgive me” in English.

Si lo hice, ¿me perdonas?

Me Perdonas by SOStitches November 9, 2020

Performance activism 

When someone uses a “woke” cause to ensure their social media following knows that they care... when actually, all they care about is their influencer status and the amount of like they’ll get.

“Hey, have you seen that Guy is constantly posting about this cause on his feed?”
“Yeah, of course... they have to at least LOOK like they care. Performance activism is his forte. That’s perfect follower material, right there!”

Performance activism by MisSTeresaGreen June 9, 2020

Performance Punishment 

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

Performance Punishment by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

performative wokeness 

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.

People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

performative wokeness by Brainshrub August 28, 2019

Performative Bisexuality 

Carrying out homosexual acts in front of an audience with the sole intention of attracting a heterosexual partner.

I know Rosie kissed Molly last night but it’s only performative bisexuality because Ben was watching ...

Performative Bisexuality by Thenonperformativebisexual July 7, 2020